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Fic: She's Not Heavy, She's My Daughter (Shawn/Juliet) R (2/?)

Mar. 7th, 2012 | 02:18 pm

Title: She’s Not Heavy, She’s My Daughter (2/?)
Author: em2mb
Pairing/Character: Shawn/Juliet, ensemble.
Word Count: 4,776
Rating: R
Summary: “I’m getting something! I’m seeing a child, a young girl. She’s eight … no, nine. But small for her age. We need to find her – ” Shawn took a raggedy breath “ – she’s … she’s sick.” When a woman from Shawn’s past shows up on Woody’s autopsy table, the reason he came back to Santa Barbara threatens to unravel everything he’s worked for in the last six years.
Spoilers: Through 6x09, “Neil Simon’s Lover’s Retreat.”
Disclaimers: Not mine, mostly because I can’t be trusted with them, as evidenced below.
Author's Notes: Thanks, as always, to lazaefair for the beta.

O’Hara, why don’t you go give Spencer a hand with the kid?Collapse )

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Fic: She's Not Heavy, She's My Daughter (Shawn/Juliet) R (1/?)

Feb. 28th, 2012 | 02:29 am

Title: "She’s Not Heavy, She’s My Daughter" (1/?)
Author: em2mb
Pairing/Character: Shawn/Juliet, ensemble.
Word Count: 4,113
Rating: R
Summary: “Everything, Shawn? Juliet knows everything about you? She knows you slip out every night and sleep on the couch because you’re too chicken to tell her she kicks in her sleep and a double bed isn’t big enough for both of you?” When a woman from Shawn’s past shows up on Woody’s autopsy table, the reason he came back to Santa Barbara threatens to unravel everything he’s worked for in the last six years.
Spoilers: Through 6x09, “Neil Simon’s Lover’s Retreat.”
Disclaimers: Not mine, mostly because I can’t be trusted with them, as evidenced below.
Author's Notes: I need a new fandom about like I need a hole in the head. Special thanks to lazaefair for being the Gus to my Shawn. Or something.

S-Shawn? Listen, it’s Sara. I know it’s been – well, a while, but I was hoping to see you. I’m in town, in Santa Barbara. Just – call me, will you? You know the number. Please, Shawn. I really need to – it’s important.Collapse )

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TV Meme

May. 24th, 2010 | 07:00 pm

1. A show that should have never been canceled - Veronica Mars
2. A show that you wish more people were watching - Supernatural
3. Your favorite new show (aired this t.v season) - n/a
4. Your favorite show ever - Veronica Mars
5. A show you hate - Lost
6. Favorite episode of your favorite t.v show - "An Echolls Family Christmas"
7. Least favorite episode of your favorite t.v show - "Un-American Graffiti"
8. A show everyone should watch - Bones
9. Best scene ever - the "NOT MY SISTER" when Ross finds out about Monica/Chandler from Ugly Naked Guy's apartment
10. A show you thought you wouldn’t like but ended up loving - House
11. A show that disappointed you - Angel, season 4 & 5
12. An episode you’ve watched more than 5 times - "The One with the Joke," Friends (really, every episode of Friends, Buffy, Angel, Supernatural, Bones etc.)
13. Favorite childhood show - Walker Texas Ranger
14. Favorite male character - Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars
15. Favorite female character - Temperance Brennan, Bones
16. Your guilty pleasure show - early Smallville
17. Favorite mini series - n/a
18. Favorite title sequence - Friends
19. Best t.v show cast - Bones
20. Favorite kiss - Chandler/Phoebe, "The One Where Everybody Finds Out" (a close second - Logan/Veronica, "Weapons of Class Destruction"
21. Favorite ship - Monica/Chandler
22. Favorite series finale - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (ironically, the first episode I ever saw)
23. Most annoying character - Connor, Angel
24. Best quote - "Flat?"/"Just as God made me!" Veronica Mars
25. A show you plan on watching (old or new) - Glee
26. OMG WTF? Season finale - "The Beginning in the End," Bones season 4
27. Best pilot episode- Queer as Folk
28. First t.v show obsession - Friends
29. Current t.v show obsession - Bones
30. Saddest character death - Tara on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Shipping Meme

Aug. 2nd, 2009 | 08:10 pm

I've been pretty quiet on her as of late, so it may surprise some of you to learn that I'm writing fic again. Some of it's been "just for me," and the rest is planning for projects I hope will turn out in the long run. So bear with me, and I may produce.

At the same time, all the fandom thinking as of late made me want to fill out the shipping meme lazaefair posted a few days ago.

Contains spoilers, primarily for VM and HPCollapse )
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Fic: King of Pain (Keith, Veronica) PG-13

Apr. 26th, 2009 | 02:18 pm

Title: “King of Pain”
Author: em2mb
Pairing/Character: Keith, Veronica.
Word Count: 4,165
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He fixes the bathroom door and paints Veronica’s bedroom, but deep down he knows a splash of color can’t mask the grey in their lives. The hero is the one who stays, but sometimes it’s natural to want to run.
Spoilers: Through 1x01, “Pilot.” Takes place pre-series.
Warnings: Discusses the Pomroy party.
Author's Notes: Another fic generated from one of the “pockets of evil” (lazaefair’s terminology, not mine) in my brain. Title from the Police song.

Not that Ivy League meant much with the rent past due, when the only thing in the cabinet was a jar of a peanut butter and a loaf of bread.Collapse )

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Fic: All the PI’s Men (Logan/Veronica, Ensemble) NC-17 (3/7)

Apr. 22nd, 2009 | 01:16 pm

Title: “All the PI’s Men”
Author: em2mb
Pairing/Character: Logan/Veronica, Mac, Keith, Weevil, Wallace, Piz, Sacks.
Word Count: 9,211
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “All... right,” Piz said slowly. He picked up the potato hunk, practically pointing it at her. “But if the next words out of your mouth are an alibi saying Logan was with you, like, with you, just know I’m making you go on my radio show.”
Spoilers: Through 3x20, “The Bitch is Back”
Warnings: Violence, language, sex, character death. Even Cliff McCormick probably wouldn’t defend this one in a court of law.
Disclaimer: Strangely enough, they still don’t belong to me.
Author's Notes: This old thing? *bats eyelashes*

'I loved Veronica, and I lie awake in my cell every night trying to figure out where I went so wrong in that relationship to end up accused of brutally stabbing her to death.'Collapse )

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Let's do this thing

Apr. 20th, 2009 | 11:45 am

Here's the deal. A very, very long time ago, I signed up for a table at 100_situations. At the time, it seemed like a good idea - I would write, and the prompts would provide me with jumping off points.

Of course, then life got in the way and I took a break from fandom. I'm back now, trying to clear old projects off the hard drive, with the better part of 100 stories waiting to be finished. But it's something I want to do, even if one-word isn't quite the jumping off point I hoped it would be.

So here's where you can help. Go, take a look at my table, and pick a word, any word. Anything that's not in plain text (not italics or a hyperlink) is fair game. Leave me a comment with a line, a word of dialogue, a one-sentence prompt, anything that gives me a little more to work with. You can even issue a challenge within a challenge. And I'll start writing them in the order requests are received. You'll get credit for your inspiration and more Logan/Veronica fic to read.

And look for chapter three of All the PI's Men by the end of the week.

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Fic: You Don’t Need a Weatherman to Know Which Way the Wind Blows (Logan/Veronica, Ensemble) R (1/?)

Apr. 19th, 2009 | 03:48 pm

Title: “You Don’t Need a Weatherman to Know Which Way the Wind Blows”
Author:em2mb
Pairing/Character: Logan/Veronica, Lilly, Duncan, Mac, Wallace, Weevil, Lamb.
Word Count: 3,374
Rating: R
Summary: Berkeley, 1967 – Lilly snorted. “A part of me wants to see Duncan get drafted. I wonder how much Daddy would support this war if his son had to fight it.” It won’t be much longer before Veronica has to choose a side.
Spoilers: Through 1x22, “Leave it to Beaver”
Warnings: Character death, rape, and gratuitous nostalgia for a decade I didn’t live through
Author's Notes: A very long time ago, vm_library hosted a “Different Time and Place” challenge for which I (quite clearly) missed the deadline. But more than a year later, I haven’t managed to shake the idea of Veronica attending UC-Berkeley in the late 1960s. Title cribbed unabashedly from the position paper of everyone’s favorite radical domestic terrorist group, the Weather Underground Organization, which they borrowed from Bob Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues.” Apologies for any historical inaccuracies. I’ve done my very best. Written in part for 100_situations. Prompt: war.

A sultry smile spread across Lilly’s face. ‘Check out our gardener,’ she hissed.Collapse )

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I feel pretty safe saying these are the BEST cookies you will ever try

Jan. 20th, 2008 | 03:38 pm

Monster Cookies!

3 eggs
1 c brown sugar
1 c white sugar
2 tsp vanilla
1 tbsp corn syrup
1/2 c butter
1 1/2 c creamy peanut butter
2 tsp baking soda
4 1/2 c old-fashioned oats
1 c chocolate chips
1 c mini M&Ms

Cream butters and sugars. Add eggs, vanilla and corn syrup. Beat well. Add peanut butter and baking soda. Gradually stir in oats, chips and M&Ms. Use a plastic mixing spoon, not a spatula - they're prone to breaking!

Bake on ungreased cookie sheet at 350 for 8-12 min. Remove to wire rack for cooling. It's better to underbake these cookies. They're also good frozen.

I have no idea how many they make. The dough is incredibly sticky. It will get on your hands. I typically lick it off. I'm okay with consuming lots and lots of raw cookies. Also, it's a HUGE recipe - I typically make 1/3 or 2/3 a batch.

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Fic: Stove Top (Logan/Veronica) PG

Nov. 23rd, 2007 | 12:16 pm

Title: Stove Top
Author: em2mb
Pairing/Character: Logan/Veronica.
Word Count: 1,000: five snippets, 200 words each.
Rating: PG
Summary: “Southern California is just more… tofurkey, you know?” Five Thanksgivings.
Spoilers: Generally through 3x20, “The Bitch is Back”
Warnings: If you make like Chandler on Turkey Day, avoid the warm fuzzies.
Author's Notes: A day late and a dollar short, that’s me. But I started this one after Grey’s last night, wouldn’t let myself go over 200 words for each Thanksgiving, and still pulled off the bulk of it in three hours. I just didn’t get around to posting. I’m not dead. I’m just in my reporting semester at MU for another three weeks. I don’t own them. Written in part for 100_situations. Prompt #96: Writer’s Choice – Thanksgiving.

'And miss the debacle?' Logan’s voice crackled with amusement. 'I don’t know, Veronica. You’re cooking the whole meal in that shit hole apartment?'Collapse )

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